Saturday, November 26, 2011

调查称国人选伴侣爱稳定 剩男剩女们的剩

原站: http://www.china.com.cn/news/txt/2010-12/16/content_21552148_2.htm

看看你“剩”到了哪一级
25~27岁 剩斗士
初级剩女,这些人还有勇气继续为寻找伴侣而奋斗,故称“剩斗士”(圣斗士) 

28~30岁 必剩客
中级剩女,此时属于她们的机会已经不多,又因为事业而无暇寻觅,别号“必剩客”(必胜客) 

31~35岁 斗战剩佛
高级剩女,在残酷的职场斗争中存活下来,依然单身,被尊称为“斗战剩佛”(斗战胜佛) 

35岁往上 齐天大剩
那就是特级剩女,当尊之为“齐天大剩”(齐天大圣) 


她有豪宅私车还有公司,为什么就成了剩女?
正确认知自己很关键

黄艳(化名)今年35岁,身材保养得很好,看起来还不到30岁,在南宁市有两家自己的公司,住豪宅,有私家车,条件够好的她,却还是单身。上个月,焦愁烦躁的黄艳去咨询心理医生。黄艳抱怨:“我哪里不好?我这么优秀,为什么就没人看上我呢?”

心理咨询医生说,黄艳犯了很多剩男剩女常犯的 毛病,首先是对自己的认知不足,再次是没有做好角色转换的准备。所谓的认知不足,比如事业型、专家型的女人,常常被人看成是优秀的女人,但一个人是否优 秀,从不同的角度去看,会得出完全不同的结果。学业、事业上优秀的女人,如果按照贤妻良母、相夫教子的标准去衡量,就不一定是优秀的。而家庭型的男人虽然 在事业上不一定成功,但按照好丈夫的角度去衡量,也不一定是不优秀的。


Friday, June 3, 2011

孔子说?

沒 錢的時候,養豬;
有 錢的時候,養狗。
When without money, keep pigs;
When have money, keep dogs.

沒 錢的時候,在家裡吃野菜;
有 錢的時候,在酒店吃野菜。
When without money, eat wild vege at home ;
When have money, eat same wild vege in fine restaurant.

沒 錢的時候,在馬路上騎自行車;
有 錢的時候,在客廳裡騎自行車。
When without money, ride bicycle;
When have money, ride exercise machine.

沒 錢的時候,想 結婚;
有 錢的時候,想 離婚。
When without money, wish to get married;
When have money, wish to get divorced.

沒 錢的時候,老 婆兼秘書;
有 錢的時候,秘 書兼老婆。
When without money, wife cums secretary;
When have money, secretary cums wife.

沒 錢的時候,假 裝有錢;
有 錢的時候,假 裝沒錢。
When without money, act like rich man;
When with money, act like poor man.

人 啊, 都不講實話:
Man, O Man, never tells the truth:


說 股票是毒品,都在玩;
說 金錢是罪惡,都在撈;
Says share market is bad but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.

說 美女是禍水,都想要;
說 高處不勝寒,都在爬;
Says women are trouble-makers but keeps desiring them;
Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.

說 煙酒傷身體,就不戒;
說 天堂最美好,都不去!!!
Says smoking & drinking is bad but keeps partaking;
Says heaven is good but refused to go.

鄉 下早晨雞叫人,
城 裡晚 上人叫雞;
In the rural area, chicken calls man awake;
In the cities, man calls for chickens.

舊 社會戲子賣藝不賣身,
新 社會演員賣身不賣藝。
In the past, famous actresses will not sell their bodies;
Now, actresses will sell their bodies to become famous

人 生是什麼?
What is life about?

1 歲 時出場亮相
At one, YOU are the top priority

10 歲 時功課至上
At ten, academic excellence is the top priority

20 歲 時春心盪漾
At twenty, getting dates is the top priority

30 歲 時職場對抗
At thirty, a good career is top priority

40 歲 時身材發胖
At forty, keeping your body in shape is top priority

50 歲 時打打麻將
At fifty, beating others at mahjong is top priority

60 歲 時老當益壯
At sixty, keeping IT up is top priority

70 歲 時 常 常 健 忘
At seventy, remembering something is top priority

80 歲 時搖搖晃晃
At eighty, moving around is top priority

90 歲 時迷失方向
At ninety, knowing directions is top priority

100 歲 時掛在牆上
At 100, having your portrait on the wall is top priority!